My First Ramble

Greetings All,

I come to you from the far off country of Australia... where we ride kangaroos to school and back. Our hats dangling corks in front of our faces. Our footy players taking shits in hotel hallways.

On the topic of stupid football players, what ever happened to a little common sense. Apparently sport players these days have none. This day and age we all expect kids to grow up in an environment that isn't doomed by stupid role models that decide that they are better than us. Take Tiger Woods for example... he's an idiot and deserves what he gets, but would we treat him differently if he was a regular person? YES, we wouldn't demand some random public apology. I think Hungry Beast summed it up well enough... Public Apologies are a little but BULLSHIT.

Speaking of Hungry Beast, for all of you who don't know what the show is. It is about topics that relate to the general Australian Populous. Some of the stuff in the program is very informative, but then it still takes time to tell a bit of a joke here and there (Cooktown anyone?). Go look it up on youtube or something and have a good laugh at something that might actually catch your attention. But, alas, I am just one lowly interwebs user. What will my opinion matter to you, why are you even reading this? And why aren't I asleep at 1am local time?

Ahh, I feel as though I may be becoming an insomniac with my strange sleeping habits. Oh well.

I leave you tonight (this morning?) a quote from one of the most influential people in my life, my friend Gideon,

"Cause life is like a woman, u never know what type of sandwich she may bring you. Usually its boring vegemite. Sometimes its fun and exciting crunchy peanut butter. And occasionally even avocado, chicken schitzel and cucumber. But whatever happens, she will always bring you that sandwich. Because that's life, my friend"